You're supposed to say, "What?!" all excited like. And then the music starts. And then we all start fighting. Like in The Last Dragon, or Gymkata. Or am I thinking Footloose?
Anyway, I'll wait.
That's better. Except you. In the back. Jesus, what's your problem?
The Three Stooges Re-enactment Team of Eric Beetner, MysteryDawg and I are bringing you Noir At The Bar in L.A. again. Okay, technically it's Culver City, but really, who can tell the difference these days?
That's right, a SEQUEL! We're talking Wrath of Khan, here, not Crystal fucking Skull.
October 9th, baby. 8:00pm to 11:00pm at The Mandrake Bar on La Cienega.
We got a lineup of some fantastic writers. We got Matt Funk, Pamila Payne, Jimmy Callaway, and *drum roll*
Ms Faust's new noir masterpiece CHOKE HOLD, the follow-up to MONEY SHOT comes out that week.
INSIDE THE WORLD OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS— AND MURDER…Come on down and get a chance to see her! Live! In Person! Wearing Fabulous Shoes!
Angel Dare went into Witness Protection to escape her past—not as a porn star, but as a killer who took down the sex slavery ring that destroyed her life. But sometimes the past just won’t stay buried. When a former co-star is murdered, it’s up to Angel to get his son, a hotheaded MMA fighter, safely through the unforgiving Arizona desert, shady Mexican bordertowns, and the seductive neon mirage of Las Vegas…
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So come on by. There's no cover, but it's a bar so be a dear and buy some expensive booze.
See y'all on the 9th.