Happy Halloween, everybody! Sure, it's a little early, but it doesn't mean you can't go trick or treating now.
All you need is a taco stand, a Taser and a gorilla mask.
Two men hit a taco stand early Monday morning in the city of La Mesa in eastern San Diego County. One guy went up to order a burrito and while the clerk was distracted the other one, wearing the gorilla mask, came in with the Taser and got the cash. No actual monkey shocking occurred.
And if they can find one of you, what makes you think they won't find the other?
So remember kids, if you're gonna knock over a taco stand, a liquor store, or a donut shop, don't go the distraction route. Shell out another 20 for an extra mask.
Better yet, don't do it at all. Get a job, instead.
Oh, wait. We don't have those anymore, do we.