Just Slap' Em Together And Call It A Day

Los Angeles, CA

A couple of days ago some people walking their dog in Bronson Canyon in the Hollywood Hills found a bag with a head in it.  

This, as I'm sure you can understand, caused great consternation.

The police have been crawling through the scrub looking for the rest of the body and as of yesterday they have found two hands and two feet.  

Head, hands, feet.  No body.

By a startling coincidence, police in Tucson have found a body.  With no head, hands or feet.

Now police say they don't think it's likely they're a match.

But I say, "Who cares?"

This is synergy, people.  It's meant to be.  So what if they're not the same guy?  It's all the requisite parts, isn't it?  Did Dr. Frankenstein care that he had parts from all the same person?  Does Mr. Potatohead care if his parts all come out of his own butt?

No!

Parts is parts.  Mix and match and save yourself some time.  Come on, it's not like we're a stranger to dismembered bodies out here.  

And if you find another torso, head, hands and feet, well, stick them together.  At the end of the day they're all gonna get dropped down a hole, right?

Thinkin' outside the box.  That's me.