Sometimes You Game The System, Sometimes The System Games You

Los Angeles, CA

Last April, Anthony Garcia, 26 was convicted for a 2004 murder after his involvement was discovered through the unusual situation of police recognizing, of all things, the murder scene tattooed onto his chest. He's now serving a sentence of 65-to-life.

Seems criminality runs in the family. His father, Juan Garcia, 47, and two women, Sandra Jaimez, 45, and Cynthia Limas, 25, have been arrested for filing false unemployment claims on Garcia's behalf, raking in about $20,000.00, some of which seems to have gone into their pockets and some into Garcia's jail account.

Add to that the special allegation that it was done for the benefit of a street gang and they're looking at some hefty jail time: 30 years for the elder Garcia, 25 for Jaimez and seven for Limas.

I suppose, technically, he's unemployed. But, come on, in this age of Google and automated audits, they really thought this one would just slip through the cracks? You don't try this shit when you got budget shortfalls. They're shaking out the couch cushions looking for stray quarters at this point. They're going to find you.

Well, at least they'll all be in jail together. One big, stupid, fucking family.